Stop the presses! Stan's brother Harold just called from the hospital 5 minutes ago and reported that a nurse had just come out and informed them that there had been some type of transcription error and that Stan does not have the measles. This is very different story from the Physician's Assistant in charge who initially told us he had measles. When I asked her, "Are you sure?", she said they were positive. Stay tuned for more! This sure is turning out to be quite a bizarre day.